I imagine my tamagotchi is very dead, I haven’t heard it make a noise in 4 years.
1. I can twist both of my hands around completely (360). It looks like Harry Potter when he broke his arm, but I don’t feel it.
2. I am quite possibly the worst person at math ever to have existed.
3. I can quote entire episodes of Pokemon.
4. I can recite the scripts of all 7 Harry Potter movies.
5. I can lucid dream.
We must be, it is our destiny.